I never saw a purple cow until I went to the zoo. I asked if I could take it home with me, and they said yes. I took it home, and I milked it everyday. Then, I sold the milk. The people said, "It's purple."
"Yes," I said, "It's from a purple cow." The people took the milk home. Then, the cow got sick. I took the cow to the doctor's office.
He said, "What's it's name?"
I said, "It doesn't have a name."
The doctor said, "The cow's sick because it's a girl, and she's going to have babies." I took her home. The babies were cute.
I had to take the babies to the zoo. Then, the zookeeper said, "Why can't you keep them?"
I said, "It's too many cows!"
