Once there was a purple cow. He had no friends. He was very lonely.
One day I asked him if he wanted to play. He said, "Yes." I asked him what his name was, and he said, "Millgrett." I told him my name was Michelle. We played.
Millgrett was very smart and funny, too. Michelle liked to play with him, but one day Millgrett wasn't anywhere. Nobody ever saw him again. The reason we celebrate Purple Cow Day is to remember Millgrett.
